• In person sessions are available Wednesday to Saturday between 12-6 (longer sessions may finish a little later).

  • Online offerings are currently being revised and will only be considered on a case by case basis.

  • Session requests that fall outside of my scheduled availability may be negotiated under some circumstances. 

  • I require a minimum of 48 hours notice to schedule a session (longer preferred). Exceptions made for regular clients.

  • All new clients are required to apply for a session via the submit page on this website.


  • If we've met before you are welcome to contact me via email or on 0478 267 385 (SMS only).

  • A 25% deposit is required for all bookings. 

  • Confirmation of attendance is required on the day of booking, no later than 4 hours prior to start time.  If I don't receive confirmation - I will consider the session cancelled. 

  • If the session is cancelled, with less than 24 hours notice before the scheduled start time, the deposit will be forfeited.

  • If the session is cancelled with more than 24 hours notice, the deposit will be transferrable to one further session booking to be held within a month of the original booking. After this time, the deposit will be forfeited.​

  • A no-show will automatically be blacklisted. 

  • In the unlikely event that I am required to cancel the booking, you will be given the option of rescheduling the session or being refunded the deposit/session fee.


  • Australian clients – I prefer to receive all deposits via Beem It - a secure and anonymous option that allows real time money transfers without the need to disclose personal details. My username is @lafemmeterrible. 

  • I can accept bank transfers but please be aware that this can take 1-2 business days to clear unless your bank uses Osko or PayID. If you are booking more than a week in advance, bank transfers will be an acceptable method of payment. Details provided on request.

  • PLEASE only use the description 'GIFT' when making an online payment.​

  • Further options may include the use of gift cards or cash payment made via negotiated arrangement.

  • For international clients payments can be made via Transfer Wise or gift card (limited).

  • In the case of me having to refund your payment, I can only offer the option of doing so via Beem It.