Make sure to read ALL of the information on this website. If you're using a mobile browser be sure to click on the '+' next to INTRODUCTION to see the drop-down menu. Please pay particular attention to PHILOSOPHY + PRACTICE, AVAILABILITY and SESSIONS + TRIBUTE. These sections will equip you with all the information you will need to determine whether my offerings suit your needs. When you're ready to request a booking, submit the application form found here. I would suggest before hitting 'submit' you consider the axiom 'you never get a second chance to make a first impression.' I can, and do, disregard applications all the time because the sender hasn't bothered to contextualise their interests or experience. While I'm looking for mutual interests when considering your application, the way in which you communicate those interests is the key to whether or not I accept your request.

My standard availability is Wednesday to Saturday between the hours of 11 am - 7 pm. Sessions can be arranged on other days of the week with advanced notice, please only request this if you have no other option. Early morning sessions between the hours of 7 am and 10 am can be arranged with an additional fee of $100 per hour. Sessions starting from 7 pm until 10 pm can be arranged for an additional $200 per hour. Extended scenes (6+) will not incur additional fees if they stretch beyond my standard hours. Overnight confinement is not available as a stand-alone option, only as an addition to a session of 4+ hours and is only offered following a session, not as a starting point.

All new clients are required to apply for a session via the submit page on this website. I require a minimum of 3 days to schedule a session for new clients. This allows me time to process your deposit and plan your session without feeling rushed. If your schedule makes it difficult to plan in advance, you're welcome to reach out to me to enquire about fulfilling my pre-session requirements in advance with a view to booking at a later date. This will require a small fee for my time. Please be sure to fill out the submission form with care. Applications that provide only the bare minimum (or less), will be ignored. An example of this is listing a menu of activities without providing any additional context. While this is a business, I am very selective with the clients I invite into my dungeon. Your money means little to me if it's not accompanied by effort and consideration. My intake process is not only designed to establish compatibility but to also weed out time wasters. For this reason, a deposit will be requested as soon as I confirm that I'm happy to go ahead with planning a session. Prior to that, any communication will be perfunctory. Once a deposit has been received the opportunity for more in-depth discussions will be made available either by email or phone call. ​ ​ ​

As standard, a deposit of $100 per hour booked will be required. An exception to this would be in the case of a scene that requires involved planning or consumables. The deposit is required within 24hrs of making the request - after that time, I will assume the booking is not confirmed and open up my schedule for other clients. My preferred deposit method is via BEEM - my user name is @lafemmeterrible. This method allows discretionary transfers in real-time, however, it does require a debit card to set up. Depending on the deposit amount I may accept some gift cards at my discretion. A deposit can also be made via my Wishtender account, however, there is a 10% fee added by the site to any payments made and a small fee taken from my payment. I will make relevant adjustments as required. Cash deposits will only be accepted under very limited circumstances and will need to be sent via registered post or delivered in person within 48 hrs of confirming our booking. I DO NOT provide bank details for direct transfers. If I decide, after moving forward with the pre-session process (ie taking a deposit, filling out my new client form), that we are not well matched, your deposit will be returned. If you display any behaviour that I consider disrespectful (boundary-pushing, time wasting etc), the session will be cancelled and the deposit retained.

A non-refundable deposit of $100 per hour booked is required for all new clients. A cancellation or reschedule made at least 36 hrs before the session start time will have the option of transferring the deposit (once) to another date to be held within 6 weeks of the original booking. After that time the deposit will be forfeited. If a cancellation is made with less than 36 hrs' notice a request for 50% of the session fee (less deposit) will be made. A same delay cancellation will require the full session fee to be paid. If this request is ignored no further bookings will be offered. If I am required to cancel the session you will be given the option of rescheduling the session or requesting a full refund. Please note that I can only offer to refund you via the same means you paid with. A 'no show' on the day will result in permanent blacklisting.